Total Medals Earned: 1,959 (From 446 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,240 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/300 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/455 points)
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/125 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/155 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/245 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Listen to 3PO's instructions.
Complete the Robot Factory.
Collect 1000 coins.
Complete the Jungle.
Complete the Tundra.
Defeat the final boss and capture the Pirate.
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Attain a very high speed.
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Started The Game
Let Jessica Pee
get caught
Kill David
Got Back to camp
use a trap
Peeing!!
you lost
kill Jessica for Food
Killed the campers
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Cadet rank: just start the game
Lieutenant rank: earn 5% of the medals
Captain rank: earn 25% of the medals
Major rank: earn 50% of the medals
Colonel rank: earn 75% of the medals
General rank: earn 90% of the medals
Field Marshal rank: earn all the medals
